Category Archives: Random Weirdness

Apparently I do have a fetish

Warning: the following post is totally self-indulgent fluff. But I enjoyed it. Stick around for the pictures. ;) Dictionaries can be so enlightening. See, I thought the word fetish meant something you (me) needed to achieve sexual gratification. If that … Continue reading

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What’s scarier than Halloween?

My mom visiting for a week. Dun dun daaaa! I love my mom, but it’s hard to live with her. She’s an uptight, right-wing, no-sense-of-humor, prude who’s not afraid to let people (specifically, me) know she doesn’t approve. Last year … Continue reading

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Trashy’s Top Ten Sexy Halloween Costumes

There are only 31 shopping days until Halloween, so I decided to make this helpful list of my favorite costumes to make your party planning easier. You can thank me later. ;) 1. Hottie Scottie – no, it does not … Continue reading

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How to Reignite a Romance Writer (and a Marriage) in 5 Easy Steps

After 20+ years of marriage, even a trashy writer’s relationship can get a little tense. Bickering had become our favorite pastime, and we spent more time apart than together. I thought we needed therapy, but putting the spark back in … Continue reading

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My Secret Indulgence: Watching my Man Crush Make Out

I have dozens of man crushes. The first bad boy I fell in love with was Han Solo. That scruffy-looking nerf-herder lived in my dreams while all the other girls drooled over Luke Skywalker. His kisses with Princess Leia in … Continue reading

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The Soundtrack of my Life

I’m not a die-hard music fan. I like it, but I don’t get into it like I get into my writing. But ever since the idea of a life soundtrack came out, I’ve been pondering what would go on mine. … Continue reading

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Inside Trashy’s head

Enter at your own risk. I’ve written about why I write sex before. It’s therapy, an escape, just for the fun of it. But as I look over my idea files and my publishing plan for the next couple of … Continue reading

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The Christmas Eve I’ll never forget…

Because my pain in the ass family won’t let me. I don’t remember how old I was, but my belief in Santa was strong enough to send me into panic mode when my dad built a roaring fire in our … Continue reading

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Why Trashy’s world won’t end on 12/21/12

I’m sure everyone has heard about Mayan calendar prediction by now, so I’m not going to explain it. Like many rational human beings, I don’t believe the world will end on Friday, but in case you have doubts, I came … Continue reading

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Masturbation should be encouraged

Yep. I said it. And here’s why. I saw an interesting quote picture on Facebook last week. Usually, I see the same pics posted and shared over and over, but so far, I’ve only seen this one once. It was … Continue reading

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